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HOLY FUCKING BLOODY HELL, DOC. MIC STIFFINS AND FUCKING MARINETTE, IM DYINGGGGGGGG
I JUST FOUND 4 INCHES OF GLASS ON OUR KITCHEN FLOOR
BY STEPPING ON IT.
I'll explain. So I'm in the kitchen, doing dishes, right? Then all of a sudden, I drop a knife! After a moment of pure panic, I realize I'm 100% okay except for this tiny spec of blood. I assumed it was the knife.. What I didn't notice was there was something right by my foot. So I move away, finishing the rest of the dishes, then I come back to put the rest away.
Bloody he'll, pain blasted straight up my foot as I stepped on the glass.
So, like any sane person, I jump away, screaming. Blood was flying fucking everywhere.
And the glass slides out of my foot...
And straight into my other foot.
And it dug in my fFoo.
Deep.
So deep I had to go to the emergency room.
So yeah, here I am, after 3 days in the emergency room :3