Ok, first, I'm a complete fan girl for a shut ton of shows that I don't feel like listing because I'm to lazy and I would love to meet all my anime babies one day.

""Everyone pick your favorite tune, and off we go!"

'Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Weather we be old and bald 
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us something worth knowing, 
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.'

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing to a very slow funeral march."

~Page 128 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"After their fall into Tartarus, jumping three hundred feet to the Mansion of Night should've felt quick.
Instead, Annabeth's heart seemed to slow down. Between the beats she had ample time to write her own obituary.
Annabeth Chase, died age 17.
BA-BOOM.
(Assuming her birthday, July 12, had passed while she was in Tartarus; but honestly, she had no idea.)
BA-BOOM.
Died of massive injuries while leaping like an idiot into the abbyss of Chaos and splattering on the entry hall floor of Nyx's mansion.
BA-BOOM.
Survived by her father, stepmother, and two stepbrothers who barely knew her.
BA-BOOM
In a lieu of flowers, please send donations to Camp Half-Blood, assuming Gaea hasn't already destroyed it."

~Page 416-17 of The House of Hades