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Theswankyseal Theswankyseal Feb 18, 2025 12:42AM
Hey evreyone guess who's new debit card is playing up and has to go to the bank tomorrow afternoon to change his bank details?THIS GUY!FFFFUCK MY LIFE!All I wanted to do was gamble 60 pound in the...
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Peace of our time (Murder drones x male ultron reader) by Theswankyseal
Peace of our time (Murder drones x male ultron reader)
Years ago on planet earth mankind faced its judgment day when a peacekeeping program made with the mind and conscious of boy guided by vengeance by a being known as the Absolute Solver. Taken as its host instead of...
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The last one standing by Theswankyseal
The last one standing
Y/N might well be the last human on copper-9. After he watched his parents get brutally murdered by three drones he fled in terror finding himself lost in the blizzard. The small child was on the brink of death wh...
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Love to murder for! (Yandere murder drone x male shy human reader) by Theswankyseal
Love to murder for! (Yandere murder drone x male shy human reader)
It all started out so simple....... Just a quick refuel a quick stop nothing more........ on and off the planet just like that....... BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THAT SIMPLE- BECAUSE THEY FOUND ME- THEY FELL FOR ME- AND EVR...
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