"ᴱᵐᵖʳᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᴬʳᵗ, ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉᵉ ᴵ ᵗʷⁱⁿᵉ
ᵀʰⁱˢ ʷʳᵉᵃᵗʰ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒᵒ ˢˡᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ˢᵏⁱˡˡ.
ᶠᵒʳᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵐʸ ᴹᵘˢᵉ ᵉᵃᶜʰ ʰᵃˡᵗⁱⁿᵍ ˡⁱⁿᵉ,
ᴬⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ!"
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I write personifications!!
That's... That's it. That's my schitck.
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TheEverlastingOne
Jan 19, 2025 11:46PM
Howdy-do, buckaroos!! I have an announcement pertaining to Toledo!Writing has officially started back up again for it, after my lengthy (yet much needed) writing break! I will try to hit as many eve...View all Conversations
Stories by Eve!
Toledo
In the early nineteenth century, the state of Ohio and the territory of Michigan share three things: a father, said father's stubbornness, and a small strip of land between them that both are completely convinced b...
Stories As Short As Rhode Island
A collection of my American personificationhumans oneshots! Some happy, some sad, some mixes of the two, and some mildly concerning crack!!
Requests are open! I don't know what else to say, I'm terrible at book des...
Hamlet: The Original Emo
My totally accurate definitely serious translation of Hamlet. This is 100% what happened in the Shakespearean classic don't @ me.
Rated Mature for language only - Honestly nothing worse than the original dirty joke...