Hey guys, I'm Eli, (he/him), and I put the hot in psychotic.
I have a strange love for aesthetics, and it'll change often.
I've got the best group of followers on this site, love you fuckers.
Give me lizards or give me death!
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- website: longestjokeintheworld.com
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EliEnjoysWriting
Jul 10, 2019 04:00AM
Hello everyone! I know hardly anyone reads me stuff anymore, but I plan on moving all uncompleted stories to a new account. Meaning all that's left here is old shitty stuff lmao. I'll announce the ne...View all Conversations
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LGBT+ Relationship Oneshots
I keep getting ideas for stories, but I don't want to have so many unfinished books, so, I decided to make oneshots for LGBT+ relationships. I will take requests!
Poetry/Thoughts Book
So, I'd classify this as poetry, so ye, read it plz. I beg.
Mithross- Creepypasta
Max was found by Slenderman, wandering in the woods alone at 3 years old. Instead of killing him, Slendy decides to keep him.
Ross was put up for adoption at 2 years old. One year later, a strange couple walk in an...