Diary_of_MH

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I just had a conversation like this watching a friend play baldur's gate just now
          	
          	"Why were you carrying 80 pounds of oil on you?"
          	
          	"I'm fucking American, what do you think?"
          	
          	"Oh, ok."

Cursed-Prince

@Diary_of_MH Well, what else would you do with 80 pounds of oil?
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Diary_of_MH

@Cursed-Prince || Actually, he just... Had it. He noticed it was in his inventory and was like "I don't need this" and threw it on the ground. The Arson was committed two minutes ago with an actual EXPLOSIVE barrel
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Cursed-Prince

@Diary_of_MH Was it to commit arson?
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Diary_of_MH

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I just had a conversation like this watching a friend play baldur's gate just now
          
          "Why were you carrying 80 pounds of oil on you?"
          
          "I'm fucking American, what do you think?"
          
          "Oh, ok."

Cursed-Prince

@Diary_of_MH Well, what else would you do with 80 pounds of oil?
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Diary_of_MH

@Cursed-Prince || Actually, he just... Had it. He noticed it was in his inventory and was like "I don't need this" and threw it on the ground. The Arson was committed two minutes ago with an actual EXPLOSIVE barrel
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Cursed-Prince

@Diary_of_MH Was it to commit arson?
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Diary_of_MH

"Twink gets railed by transexual goth gf gets boipreggers has to go to the boynecologist and get a BOYBORTION pov ASMR"

Diary_of_MH

@Cursed-Prince || That's what the voices have been screaming at me since 3 AM. It's currently 3:30 PM, they haven't stopped. Schizophrenia usually means I'm yelled insults and death threats, ain't nobody told me they did brainrot too
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Cursed-Prince

@Diary_of_MH .........sometimes I wish I were illiterate.
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Diary_of_MH

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Dude, I absolutely LOVE Emma Frost in Marvel Rivals. Like, that one interaction she has with Sue, I was like "What Gen Z was in charge of this dialogue, because this shit is perfect"
          
          "Men have said as much. I prove them wrong consistently, just as any diva would."
          "Tsk thank you, Susan. You're definently a mom, but I don't know about being "mother"."
          
          DIVA, QUEEN, MOTHER—LITERALLY!! CANONICALLY ALL THREE, STATED BY HER OWN PERSON!
          
          "Queen. Mother. Perfection. I answer to all three."