SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers, 
          
                 “WHO SAID I WAS DEAD!!? I AIN’T DEAD!! I’M ALIVE AND WELL, CHEESERERS!! I am sorry for not updating here though. I’ve been busy with mah missing assignments. I had to actually focus and not procrastinate like a usual disappointment- ANYWAYSSSSS, WHAT Y’ALL BEEN UP TO?? ANY SPECIAL TEA I SHOULD KNOW OF?? Or just any tea, once again, I’m desperate for beanz. TAKE THE CHEESE!! (cheese) TAKE THE SONG!! +<*Cancer by My Chemical Romance*>+ DON’T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS APP… again… I think I’m finally starting to drift away from this app though. It might just be because I’m too lazy to even read, but I lost that Wattpad spark I once had. I’ll try and update weekly, but I’m also 75% sure I’ll be on here a lot less. DO NOT FEAR THOUGH, ST. PATRICK’S DAY CHEESE IS HERE!!! WE HAVE THE GOLDEN POT O GOLD CHEESE MINIS!! EACH SERVIN’ IS TEN MINI CHEESES IN A POT!! (not a real one, these are plastic, we’re broke asf) REMY WOULD BE DELIGHTED IF YOU’D TRY HIS ONE OF A KIND GOLDEN CHEESE MINIS, ONLY AVAILABLE FOR FOUR MORE HOURS!! AND FREE OF CHARGE!! MAY YOUR CHEESES BE FULL OF LUCK, AND HEARTS OVERFLOW WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION!! WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
          
                          Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

I wish you the best in life!

HEYYY WHATS UP?? ITS BEEN FOREVER

My Faithful Followers,
          
                “BACK FROM THE DEAD, B!TCHES!!! CHEESE, STRAWBERRIES, ORANGE JUICE, MY DECREASING MENTAL HEALTH- How is everybody?? I know I’m pulling a CoryxKenshin, but like, I wasn’t gonna just forget I had an entire account on this app and do other stuff… Kinda… BUT TAKE THIS CHEESE!!! (cheese) TAKE THIS SONG!!! +<Escapism by Steven Universe>+ YOU ALL GET ONE FREE STRAWBERRY ‘CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT’D BRING YOU HAPPINESS FOR AT LEAST TWO SECONDS!!! (strawberry) I do hope everyone is still alive and healthy though. The orange thing that rhymes with dump is being… whatever they’re supposed to be, so the country is kinda in panic. I swear, everyone is gonna piece out from slip n’ slide before old age ‘cause of that boy. BUT THIS ISN’T ABOUT HIM!!! I BETTER BE HEARING EVERYBODY ATE AT LEAST ONCE TODAY, GOT THIRTY MINUTES OF SLEEP, AND HAD SOCIAL COMMUNICATION FOR MAYBE THIRTY SECONDS!! Remember, when you think no one loves you, there is cheese. AND ME❤️❤️❤️”
          
                       Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers,
          
              “Hey… it’s been awhile… (iykyk) If anyone read my last announcement, which was like two f()cking weeks ago, things clearly did NOT go as planned. No, I didn’t die, I’m alive and just fine. I would talk about what happened, but I’d rather discuss what I missed. TEA, DRAMA, ASAP!!! HOW WAS EVERYBODY??? I WENT BACK TO MY STEVEN UNIVERSE PHASE SO TAKE THIS CHEESE AND SONG!!! (cheese) +<Stronger Than You by Steven Universe>+ I WAS GONNA CRASH OUT ON VALENTINE’S DAY BECAUSE EVERYONE MADE ME FEEL SO SINGLE!!! But I don’t care for being a single pringle anymore, I have CHEESE!!! AND STRAWBERRIES!!! I’ll never ever forget how they stayed by my side the whole day. (W Cheese + Strawberry) If anyone has any totally random, unnecessary, or just completely excessive questions, ask me. Never felt so bored in my life. BUT I LOVE ALL YOU BERRYCHEESES A SUPA DUPA LOT❤️❤️❤️”
          
                       Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

✨bakudeku✨

YOUR FAVORITE WEIRDO IS BACK!!!

Checking in on you are u ok

My Faithful Followers,
          
                “‘Your journey has come to an end, your time with cheese has been well spent. A letter from cheese is what they send, -I love you- is what they meant.’ I TRIED BUT WHATEVER— VALENTINE CHEESE IS ON IT’S WAY TO BRING YOU LOVE AND CHERISH VALENTINE’S DAY!!! (i’m trying to get a decent rhyme, bear with me) How is everybody?? Seven days ago was when I made my last announcement but I’m back to make another!! TAKE CHEESE AND SONG!!! (cheese) +<Futureproof by The Rare Occasions>+ I WANT TO KNOW THE TEA, THE BEANS, WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT!!! I’m gonna die from boredom, brainrot, and school if I can’t find something to lift my spirits. Other than reading of course. I put some thought into life and became less depressed so now I’m just trying to keep it that way. In hopes of a decent Valentine’s Day, with no Valentine (Ú^Ù), I set up… something for myself. If all goes well, you won’t hear from me until the 15th. If it does not, Imma leave for nine months. (CoryxKenshin reference, SAY WHAT YOU WANT HE’S CHILL ASF) But let’s be real, EVERYONENIS GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT HOW TRHEY AIN’T GOT NO VALENTINE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!!! Well guess what!? I don’t need a human to love me, I have my cheese, my orange juice, and my strawberries, no matter how unhealthy that sounds.. Just know guys, in a world of hate, love can dominate. WE LOVE YOU GUYSSSS❤️❤️❤️”
          
                      Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION

My Faithful Followers,
          
                 “A cheese a day keeps Ricky Rat away. HELLO TO ALL READING!!! YOUR CHEESE GOD HAS MADE THEIR ARRIVAL!!! TAKE THE CHEESE, TAKE THE SONG, VIBE WITH THE CHEESE GOD AND TELL ME YOUR TEA AT CHEESE-TEA-TIME!!! (idfk) (cheese) 
          +<Happy by Pharrell Williams>+ I AM FULLY AWARE THE ENTIRE AMERICAN POPULATION IS AT STAKE OF EXTINCTION THANKS TO DONALD DUCK TRUMPET BUT NO ORANGE SHOULD BE WORTH THE ENERGY WHEN WE CAN USE IT FOR READING!!! (not me acting all inspirational n’ shii) But let’s be real, are you guys okay? You guys must’ve seen what !¢3 has been doing. We need to pray for those Mexican, and pretty much everybody,  and hope all are safe. I don’t want the world to fall apart because people voted for a rac!st, sex!st, homophob!c, rap!st bastard to be in office. I’m not sure what will happen to anyone but I hope that ‘thing’ knows what he’s done. How could any approve of it anyways? What the hell is wrong with our country? We were a strong country at one point, but now, now we’re falling apart. ENOUGH ABOUT POLITICS AND SHIT THOUGH, WHAT DID I MISS?? ANY CHEATERS, ANY PEOPLE I NEED TO REPORT, WHO SHOULD I THREATEN??? YOU CHEESES WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BY ME, NO MATTER HOW MUCH ANYONE SAYS YOU NEVER WILL BE LOVED!!! THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE THAT LOVES YOU!!! I WILL LOVE YOU ALL ‘TIL I FEEL I SHOULDN’T (which is never)❤️❤️❤️”
          
                         Love, SIMPING4DAFICTION