Greetings, stalker. 'Tis I. Another stalker ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
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Sadness, bEGONE!!! I can't with BE novels, the fuck you tryna do. Break my already poor heart?!! Rip my already torn soul?!!! Just gouge my fucking eyes, will you-
Aaaaand ello, aliens ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I write shit, but mostly read up to the point that I forget I'm an author too. I'm so productive :) *Que abandoned work*
Fear not, this is a safe place. I'm as horny as they cum and kinky as those boots.
My personality may seduce you through this virtual setting but do not be fooled... I'm broke.
Lazy to the point that I refuse to talk so I'm learning ASL. *ssshhh... Keep those flabbergasted expressions to yourself...*
Hypocritical but you'll love me :)
I can't straight anymore.
I can barely gay.
Life is lemon.
You is eyeball user.
Me is fingering.
And forever and ever,
Amen.
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BAEPSAE_MY_HEARTEU
Jul 22, 2023 06:50AM
I just went through my crusty ass drafts that have been marinating for years. Y'all, who let me write these omfg I'm crying- 12 year old me was on CRACK ToTView all Conversations
Stories by •Soeren•
Pretty Boy Swag
A game held specifically for alpha's.
An omega who wants to play.
The Alpha Olympics take place every decade, an event that attracts alphas worldwide to participate and make names for themselves.
But this year will...
#TAEJIN
Taejin deserves more than my crappy incomplete stories, so here are some drafts to make up for it!
Yodel the fuck out of that shipping soul you have, demons!
P.S Fanart done by @KUST85056946 on Twitter :)
3's A Crowd
"I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else"
"Are you asking for an appointment?"
"Don't fucking touch me!"
Kim Seokjin. 3 Kim Seokjin's, to be exact.
Each of them livin...