Hi. I write Larry Stylinson smut with feelings. And feelings with smut. And sometimes just... feelings disguised as banter so sharp it could slice open your unresolved trauma.

My specialty?
Unhinged exes, unresolved tension, and dialogue that sounds like foreplay and emotional warfare had a baby. If there's sex, there's subtext. If there's laughter, there's probably also pain. I don't do fluff unless it's laced with dread.

Yes, I like heavy topics. No, I don't always treat them gently.
But I'll make you laugh, wince, cry, and question your morals-sometimes all in the same paragraph.

Welcome to the chaos.
Leave your emotional stability at the door.
  • JoinedDecember 8, 2024


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