Lachlan173

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Alright everyone I’m back! But sadly I will be going for good. This was such an awesome place that it’ll be a shame to leave, but I may come back to update my book if I ever get to it.
          	
          	To @thatdamreader75, MY OG CHILD THAT CALLED ME MOTHER AND STARTED IT ALL. You left too good of comments on my book that GOD I adopted you.
          	
          	Then ofc @himynameisbob4276 my second child, who introduced me to the good ol’ ex wife  and finally changed me from a mother to a father (even tho being a mother was lowk goated) 
          	
          	Then Olivia and @KyokaJiro287 joined and made it into a proper family. You two were basically always a package I had to group you together. Love you both ofc
          	
          	Then @Thatdamgreek my amazing child that is was to fluent in languages are always so cute (and sadly sad a lot of the time)
          	
          	Now shit gets hectic cuz of so many amazing children. 
          	
          	@hazelhazelnut you were next im pretty sure, and im sad you’ve disappeared but i hope all is well child.
          	
          	Ofc I can’t forget about @dragon_child4, ugh why are you all so adorable I just wanna pinch your cheeks.
          	
          	@Ilovediamonds-4 my only in law child your perfect ily!!!!
          	
          	@xmiss_petalx I would never forget about you ofc, love you to death kiddo.
          	
          	@SokeefeHawthorne YOU ARE DEFINATELY NOT THIS LATE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER but I wish you all the besttt, you share a similar trait of cuteness with your siblings.
          	

Stormy_Prince

@Lachlan173 it’s ok dad, we’ll miss you. If you ever decide to come back and say hi, we’ll be here! (Ok, maybe I’ll be asleep, but whatever). DONT forget us!
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thatdamgreek

@Lachlan173 OMG BABÁS NOOOOOO!!!!!! ILL MISS YOU! ILY! HAVE A GOOD LIFE T^T
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xmiss_petalx

@Lachlan173 no dad!!! come backk!!!! i love you so much!!! please dont go!! we just got mum back and we cant lose YOU!!! i miss you :(((((((( please come back!!!
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_Athena_100712

HIIIII DAD!!!!!

Lachlan173

@_Athena_100712 FABULOUS THATS GOOD TO HEAR YOU ARE DOING GREAT
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thatdamgreek

Haiya Babás! How’s collage going for ya? I’m on my second year of middle school now!I hope your doing amazing where ever you are, love you more than the stars!

Lachlan173

@Thatdamgreek MIDDLE SCHOOL. Ugh child you’re growing too fast I still remember when you were just a little sperm.
            
            Lmaooooo
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CoffeeBookLover12

hello new friend!

thatdamgreek

@Lachlan173 Well ur my only dad so likeeeee. Ur very special
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CoffeeBookLover12

@Lachlan173 hehehe sowwy *hugs you*
            
            (sorry I'm kinda ver affectionate)
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Lachlan173

@Thatdamgreek whatttt I don’t feel as special anymore 
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_Athena_100712

Hiiiiii dad!

Lachlan173

@_Athena_100712 BAHHAHAHHAHAHA. Not good I have so many exams soon and I’m so far behindddd
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_Athena_100712

@Lachlan173 I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY LOL! But how are youuuuuuuuuuu?
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_Athena_100712

DAD GUESS WHAT!!!!!!

Lachlan173

@_Athena_100712 … wattttt. God what have I missed out on? You okay?
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_Athena_100712

@Lachlan173 I PICKED UP A SHARP BLACK KNIFE AND I DIDN'T DO SELF HARM!!!!!!
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_Athena_100712

Hi dad! I miss you! Vee and I broke up. So did Lils and I but I'm okie! I know that I haven't talked to you for awhile now. But I hope that your okie! I love you so much! Please reach out soon byee dad love you!
          
          Love, Athena <333333

Lachlan173

@_Athena_100712 FABULOUS ITS SO EASY TO MAKE FRIENDS STUDYINF ENGINEERING CUZ THEY ALL MAKE ME SEEM EXTROVERTED THATS HOW INTROVERTED THEY ARE LMAO  
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_Athena_100712

@Lachlan173 YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA!!!!!! How are you?
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Lachlan173

@_Athena_100712 now that’s what I love to hear
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